Yearbooks are a staple of the high school experience, capturing memories, friendships, and significant moments. One of the best parts of yearbooks is the quotes section, where students get a chance to leave a lasting impression. Whether you're looking to make your classmates laugh, show off your wit, or leave behind a memorable piece of advice, funny yearbook quotes are the way to go. Here are 150+ hilarious and memorable yearbook quotes to inspire you.

Hilarious One-Liners

1. "I finally learned how to use Google… right before graduation."
2. "I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing."
3. "Of course, I dress well. I didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing."
4. "Remember to always be yourself, unless you suck. Then pretend to be someone else."
5. "I’m a senior, but I stay fresh, man."
6. "I didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose me."
7. "I spent 113,880 hours of my life on paper and a handshake."
8. "If you like water, you already like 72% of me."
9. "I don't always graduate, but when I do, I barely do."
10. "You're not gonna tell me who I am. I'm gonna tell you who I am."

Sarcastic and Witty

1. "They asked me to write something. So here it is: Something."
2. "Procrastination: hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now."
3. "I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants."
4. "I can’t believe I ate a whole bag of chips, while doing my homework."
5. "I didn’t choose the yearbook life, the yearbook life chose me."
6. "I’m like a butterfly, pretty to see but hard to catch."
7. "I put the 'pro' in procrastinate."
8. "I’ve learned to say here when the teacher hesitates while taking attendance."
9. "I didn’t fail a test, I just found 100 ways to do it wrong."
10. "This wasn't like High School Musical at all."

Puns and Wordplay

1. "I graduated. Can I go back to bed now?"
2. "I'm outta here! I bet you never thought this day would come."
3. "Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know if you’re gonna graduate."
4. "You miss 100% of the naps you don’t take."
5. "I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side."
6. "I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by."
7. "Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?"
8. "I love to sleep because it's like a time machine for breakfast."
9. "If you can't convince them, confuse them."
10. "I started high school with straight A’s, now I’m not even straight."

Pop Culture References

1. "Just because you're trash doesn’t mean you can’t do great things. It’s called a garbage can, not garbage cannot."
2. "Why is it called a senior quote when most of us are actually sophomoric?"
3. "I'm like 2020, no one saw me coming."
4. "I didn't have a senior quote. I just did this to fill up space."
5. "Why so serious?" - The Joker
6. "So long, and thanks for all the fish." - Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
7. "I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious." - Michael Scott
8. "I’m like that second slice of pizza. Everyone likes me more after they have had the first slice."
9. "I’m not great at giving advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?" - Chandler Bing
10. "I’m like a microwave. Easy to turn on, and I get hot fast."

Inspirational and Funny

1. "Shoot for the moon. If you miss, you’ll land among the stars... or in a very awkward situation."
2. "If you can’t be the best, be the best at being the worst."
3. "You can’t always control who walks into your life, but you can control which window you throw them out of."
4. "Goodbye, everyone. I’ll remember you all in therapy."
5. "The best way to predict your future is to create it. So here I go, creating a future where I don’t have to wake up before 10 AM."
6. "High school was easy. It was like riding a bike. Except the bike was on fire, and the ground was on fire, and everything was on fire because it was hell."
7. "I’m not telling you it’s going to be easy, I’m telling you it’s going to be worth it. But also, it’s not going to be worth it."
8. "Life is like a camera. Focus on what's important, capture the good times, and if things don’t work out, take another shot."
9. "Don’t follow your dreams, follow me, because I’m lost too."
10. "Dream big, work hard, stay focused, and surround yourself with good people. And by good people, I mean people who let you copy their homework."

Memorable and Classic

1. "I graduated! Now I'm smart and stuff."
2. "I’m like a butterfly. Pretty to see, hard to catch."
3. "I know I’m a handful, but that’s why you’ve got two hands."
4. "I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right."
5. "If you think I’m cute now, wait till you see me in my graduation cap."
6. "I can’t believe we made it, but here we are, and I’m just as confused as you."
7. "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. Just kidding, it belongs to those who go to college."
8. "I’m a leader, not a follower. Unless it’s dark, then you’re going first."
9. "I spent my entire childhood wishing I was older; now I’m older and this is it?"
10. "Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most."

Relatable and Honest

1. "High school was like a house party. I'm leaving because I was never really invited."
2. "Don’t stress, do your best, and forget the rest."
3. "I’d like to thank my internet connection for making this all possible."
4. "I hope I never get a prison sentence that’s as long as maths class was."
5. "I’m not a player, I just read a lot."
6. "I came, I saw, I left early."
7. "Education is important, but big biceps are importanter."
8. "I’m not late. I’m just on time for everything that started while I was on my way."
9. "I may not have been the best student, but I had the best time."
10. "I was gonna write something profound, but then I remembered how much I hate writing."

Sarcastic and Irreverent

1. "My head is like my high school: empty but full of potential."
2. "Is it too late to be homeschooled?"
3. "High school is like toilet paper. You only miss it when it’s gone."
4. "I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."
5. "I’m like a firework. Loud, colorful, and sometimes illegal in some states."
6. "I’m not a player, I just crush a lot... of homework."
7. "I’m like a four-leaf clover. Hard to find and lucky to have."
8. "I’m not short, I’m just more down to earth than most people."
9. "I can’t believe it’s over. Next time, I’ll try to believe harder."
10. "I’m the person you’ll never remember but never forget."

Poking Fun at Themselves

1. "I didn’t come here to make friends, but I guess I’m just too likeable."
2. "I’m like a rollercoaster. Fun, loud, and occasionally makes people throw up."
3. "I’m not lazy. I’m on energy-saving mode."
4. "I put the ‘pro’ in procrastinate."
5. "I’m not weird, I’m just a limited edition."
6. "If I’ve learned anything in high school, it’s that there’s no such thing as a free lunch."
7. "I’m like a ninja. You’ll never see me coming. Or graduating."
8. "I’m the reason we can’t have nice things."
9. "I didn’t choose the school life, the school life chose me."
10. "I’m not a nerd, I’m just smarter than you."

Food and School Cafeteria Humor

1. "I love deadlines. I love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."
2. "I survived high school without a single scantron meltdown."
3. "I’m not fat, I’m just easier to see."
4. "I’m like that second slice of pizza. Everyone likes me more after they’ve had the first one."
5. "I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right."
6. "I didn’t choose the cafeteria food life, the cafeteria food life chose me."
7. "I’m not picky, I just know what I want. And it’s not in the cafeteria."
8. "I’m like a rare steak. A little tough on the outside but tender on the inside."
9. "I’m not a foodie, I just eat a lot."
10. "I’m like a bag of chips. Half full, half empty, but always satisfying."

Quirky and Unique

1. "I’m not clumsy, I’m just accident-prone."
2. "I’m like a cat. Independent, aloof, and occasionally demanding."
3. "I’m not a morning person. Or an afternoon person. Or a night person."
4. "I’m like a vending machine. Full of surprises and occasionally out of order."
5. "I’m not a gossip, I’m just really good at networking."
6. "I’m like a book. Sometimes boring, sometimes interesting, but always worth a read."
7. "I’m not lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing."
8. "I’m like a box of crayons. Bright, colorful, and sometimes broken."
9. "I’m not a control freak, I’m just very particular about things."
10. "I’m like a sponge. Absorbent, colorful, and occasionally full of holes."

Future-Oriented and Funny

1. "I can’t wait to wake up at 6 AM and not go to school."
2. "I’m like a GPS. Sometimes I get lost, but I always find my way."
3. "I’m not a follower, I’m a leader. Unless it’s a dark alley, then you go first."
4. "I’m like a battery. Full of energy and occasionally needing a recharge."
5. "I’m not a quitter, I’m just good at knowing when to stop."
6. "I’m like a plant. Sometimes I need sunlight, and other times I just need to be left alone."
7. "I’m not a dreamer, I’m a doer. Unless it’s a Monday."
8. "I’m like a puzzle. Complex, colorful, and occasionally frustrating."
9. "I’m not a planner, I’m just good at making things up as I go."
10. "I’m like a rainbow. Bright, colorful, and occasionally hard to find."

Animal-Themed Humor

1. "I’m not a people person. I’m more of a dog person."
2. "I’m like a goldfish. I have a short attention span and a love for shiny things."
3. "I’m not a cat person, but I do enjoy napping and knocking things over."
4. "I’m like a chameleon. I adapt to my surroundings and occasionally blend in."
5. "I’m not a morning person, I’m more of a night owl."
6. "I’m like a sloth. Slow, steady, and occasionally lazy."
7. "I’m not a fan of heights, but I do enjoy climbing the social ladder."
8. "I’m like a dolphin. Intelligent, playful, and occasionally annoying."
9. "I’m not a fan of crowds, but I do enjoy a good party."
10. "I’m like a squirrel. Always busy, occasionally distracted, and constantly gathering."

Literary and Nerdy

1. "I’m like a book. Sometimes boring, sometimes interesting, but always worth a read."
2. "I’m not a genius, I’m just really good at pretending to be one."
3. "I’m like a dictionary. Full of words and occasionally confusing."
4. "I’m not a nerd, I’m just really good at school."
5. "I’m like a thesaurus. Always finding new ways to say the same thing."
6. "I’m not a fan of maths, but I do enjoy a good equation."
7. "I’m like a science experiment. Sometimes messy, occasionally successful, and always interesting."
8. "I’m not a history buff, but I do enjoy a good story."
9. "I’m like a geography book. Full of information and occasionally outdated."
10. "I’m not a poet, but I do enjoy a good rhyme."

Movie and TV References

1. "I’m not a Jedi, but I do have the force."
2. "I’m like Batman. Quiet, brooding, and occasionally heroic."
3. "I’m not a wizard, but I do enjoy a good spell."
4. "I’m like a superhero. Always ready to save the day and occasionally needing a break."
5. "I’m not a detective, but I do enjoy solving mysteries."
6. "I’m like a sitcom. Full of laughs and occasionally serious moments."
7. "I’m not a fan of horror movies, but I do enjoy a good scare."
8. "I’m like a rom-com. Full of love, laughter, and occasionally cheesy moments."
9. "I’m not a sci-fi nerd, but I do enjoy a good space adventure."
10. "I’m like an action movie. Full of excitement, thrills, and occasionally explosions."
11. "I’m not a chef, but I do make a mean bowl of cereal."
12. "I’m like a panda. Cute, cuddly, and occasionally lazy."

Final Words

Choosing the perfect funny yearbook quote is a great way to leave a lasting impression and make your classmates smile. Whether you go for a witty one-liner, a clever pun, or a hilarious pop culture reference, make sure it reflects your unique personality and sense of humor. Remember, it's your chance to shine and be remembered, so have fun with it!